Today I went into school feeling like shit, no reason for it, just one of those days. I couldn't be arsed to even open my mouth to talk to anyone. I went through the first two periods feeling like shit and so on.
It eventually came to break and my cousin (I'll call her Kay on here) had a relentless energy drink. Believe it or not i'm not allowed energy drinks according to my mam even though i've never drank a full one in my life. Anyways, my cousin offered me a drink of it. And because i'm a rebel, I did. I didn't drink all of it, just about full 3 gulps.
Now, I don't know how fast relentless kicks in, but I could feel the sugar rushing around my body. Since i'm not used to them, I got quite hyper very fast, and also, the full bottle of Pepsi I downed before hand, probably didn't help me either.
I was bouncing of the walls. I ran outside and one of my mates that hangs around with us, hit me on the head multiple times with his empty Mountain Dew bottle. Since I was hyper, and didn't know what to do. I chased him back into the school pushing through one of my friends who was standing by the door. I was yelling quite loud "Come here you little $*!%" and other similar. My cousin, Kay obviously knew I wasn't allowed energy drinks, panicked, so she and the rest of my friends held me back while my mate legged it up the stairwell in extreme confusion (as he wasn't there when I drank the Relentless).
After the extreme struggle of holding me back, all my friends pinned me down on the floor, as I lay kicking and screaming at them to get off. It didn't work. Apparently I yelled "Get off me, i'm Hulk". I eventually gave up kicking in the air and let my friend who hit me escape.
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I lay on the floor "thinking what the hell" feeling exhausted and slightly confused, but never the less, still laughing. As I tried to get up, my friend ( thetomboyslife.blogspot.co.uk ) kept on pushing my head back down, thus resulting in me falling on the floor and all my friends were laughing along.
Quickly maths came and it took my about half an hour to properly calm down, but holy shit was it funny looking back on it.
And that my friends, is why you shouldn't give me energy drinks. Wow, imagine what i'm like when i'm drunk...
~RachLaDudette
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