Grumpy First Impressions

I don't know if I told you guys, but our old history teacher (the amazing one) that I usually blogged about and praised, has left our school. We're all devastated, every single one of us.We knew about him leaving of course, he was just so damn hilarious it was hard not to imagine not having a history lesson with him.

My twitter conversation with my class-mate... also probably one of the smartest in the class!

Anyways our new teacher is really different, like real different and seems to have an old fashioned way of treating us, teaching us... plus he's a real grump from first impressions. For example, we waited 5-10 minutes after the bell went waiting for him to come to class, and when he did, my buddy Keith (the one who set my science work on fire, and accidentally set his own hair on fire almost etc...)  asked him "Sorry sir, what's your name?"

And he turned around and yelled:
"You will not speak to me in that manner, and don't talk to me at all, I will only speak to you if I WISH to speak to you!" 

It was a 'wtf' kind of moment, because he didn't say it in a rude tone or manner, he just simply asked. He turned around and gave me a hilarious look as if to say 'what the hell is wrong with this man?'. Anyways, as I have known Keith since we were practically babies (we call each other 'Fetus Friends') so it's easy for me to tell when he's up to something, in fact, it's actually easy for anyone to figure out if he's up to something mischievous. Because the fact is he's nothing but mischievous all the time.

So, the new teacher who's name I can't remember goes to pick up the register, he picks up the wrong one and then sends round a piece of paper in which we all have to write our names on 'nice and neat'. Keith being the dangerously daring kid he is writes it all messy not giving any fucks whatever just to wind him up. The teacher didn't say anything, but when it came to actually taking the register he kicked off yelling: "You will not say 'here' when I ask your name on the register you must reply with 'yes sir!'"

And when it came to Keith's name on the register, well he yelled out in his most stupidest voice "SIR YES SIR" and even done the salute to it. He didn't say anything and just continued on with the register, and until Keith had a reaction from him, he wouldn't stop. So he kept on going, and going making hilariously stupid voices and noises (which me, Kenny or the new kid Dale couldn't stop laughing at, and I couldn't move because my sides were practically aching) anyways it comes to the point at almost 45 minutes into the lesson, the teacher finally snaps and moves Keith because he was so irritated from him.

So, as my fetus friend eventually settles down in his new seat, Kenny started giggling, stopped after a few seconds and then coughed, and what did the new teacher do? He came over and moved her to sit somewhere else, it was priceless!

Later on I had band practice and I warned Jay about him beforehand, so I when I met up with him I asked what he thought of the new teacher, and he just looked at me and purely laughed and proceeded to say he's a dick.

And that's literally everything I have to say for today, you'd be laughing your ass off if you were there!

~RachLaDudette

.....aaaaaaand on a completely un-related note i'm filling out my works experience form, i'm want to work with the police (my 2nd choice if music doesn't work out for me) :D