Bunsen burner + pyromaniac + my work sheet = bad idea.

Got a few things to blog about what's happened in school, so here ya are:

Monday 12th November

Bunsen burner + pyromaniac + my work sheet = bad idea.

So, on Monday, 2nd lesson. We were doing a practical science experiment, about the 'limestone cycle'. I paired up with my buddy Keith, and well... sometimes he doesn't have any common sense. Here's why:

The 1st stupid thing: He almost set his hair alight. Yup, he done what you just read. Well, he went to light the Bunsen burner, and as it reached the gas, the flame kinda flew up on the tip of his fringe (he has slightly long hair) and singed it. It reeked... And that's what you get when you light a Bunsen burner almost directly over your head.

2nd stupid thing: Keith thought it would be a good idea to make a flamethrower out of the Bunsen burner, and switch on another gas tap. Let's just say it didn't exactly turn out well, and he set my sheet on fire.Yes, he set it on fire. My sheet with instructions on just so happened to be beside the gas tap, one second i'm asking my friend something about the experiment, the next second I turn around to see my worksheet in flames.

We almost shit our duds, in a panic he punched the paper and managed to quickly get it out. It was burnt to a crisp. And then the next thing I know, the teacher walked by asking what happened and Keith made the quick excuse of "I don't know, it must have been too close to the Bunsen burner because it just somehow set on fire" the magical thing was the teacher believed him and he got away scott-free. Crafty bastard.

After knowing each other since fetus' in our mothers womb's. He's still unpredictable.


Wednesday 14th November (Today)

Everyday at break and dinner about 30 chavs (literally, i'm not even exaggerating) go outside behind a building called 'B-Free' and have their daily smoke. Well, the teachers usually walk around there near the end of break to round them all up. But not this time though... well, not exactly.

One of my previous RE teachers decided it would be a good idea to sneak up and chase them all at the beginning of break. But the way he done it, was highly amusing.

He decided to creep carefully around the the teachers car park like a professional ninja, and when he got near the building, he ran like Speedy Gonzales. The next thing you heard was: ' QUICKLY! THE TEACHER IS COMING!" and within the click of a finger, all the smokers legged it as fast as they could inside just to avoid him. It was hilarious.

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Me and my mates, including some of the lads that play football near us couldn't stop laughing. Seriously the teacher is as tall as a tree and he claims to have seen 'Slipknot' in concert. It couldn't get any better. And seeing him run like Olympian just added to the amusement.

It was like a crossover of 'Mission Impossible' and 'James Bond', 'twas truly funny. Lor (thetomboyslife.blogspot.co.uk) explained how hilarious it would to blog this, so here you are :))

~RachLaDudette